FUNNY OBSERVATION_LOVE VS. EXAM
Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….
Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…
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FUNNY OBSERVATION_LOVE VS. EXAM
Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….
Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…
NEWS: CONCESSION FOR CA ARTICLES IN YAMLOK...
Ek din 1 Doctor or Chartered Accountant Ki maut (Death) ho jaati hai; Dono ko yamraj punishment sunate hain.
Doctor ko 10 saal ka Narak (hell) and Chartered Accountant ko 6.5 saal ka Narak (hell).
Doctor na pucha: C.A. ko 3.5 saal kam (less) punishment kyu?
Yamraj Bola: Beta Usna (C.A.) 3.5 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hai na…Isliya…
"When we consume alcohol, whatever is there in d mind comes out .
So, I suggest all students to drink before writing the exams!"
--Vijay Mallya via Amit
Sir :- 3 Idoits dekh k kya sikha?
Medical Student: Jo Dil kahe wo karo...
Engineer Student: Suicide mat karo. Stress mat lo. Aish karo.
CA Student :--- SIR NAAK BICH ME NAI AATI HAI....
CA ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai..,
Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai..,
Notes ke jagah par dil excahnge hota hai..,
Isliye to har ASHIK( CA STUDENT) har 6 mahine bad fail hota hai....
A conversation
A 12th pass student (from A CA students) : Bhaiya CA pas karne me kitna kharcha(expense ) aata hai
CA students : karcha to jayda nahi aata , par jawani puri kharch ho jati hai !!
very funny.......
conversation
IN YEAR 1980
One asked yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai
Second answered : vo bada wala 5 stored buliding deka raho ho na vo .
in year 2010
One asked yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai ?
Answer : abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja!!
(this is is most apt case for kolkata, Kolkata student will surely admit it )
How much time to read a thousand page book
Lawyer : at least six month
Doctor : 3 months
Engineer : 1 month
CA student : yea batao exam kab hai rato rat nibta (complete kar ) denge !!
A boy goes to a chemist (medicine store)
Boy: give me poison
Chemist: no I can not give it is illegal
Boy: shows his CA final syllabus & books to chemist
Chemist: sorry, I did not know you have prescripttion !! Take it free , you need it
Ek CA Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
CA Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain,
har 6 mahino me tarpaye jate hain ,
kafan khol kay dekho yaaro ,
wo kabar me amendments padhte hue paye jate hain
A student's brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 60% lana hai, kuch b kar
Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
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