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Funny Jokes ON Exam...

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Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114679 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

FUNNY OBSERVATION_LOVE VS. EXAM


 

Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….

 

Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…

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Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114679 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

NEWS: CONCESSION FOR CA ARTICLES IN YAMLOK...


 

Ek din 1 Doctor or Chartered Accountant Ki maut (Death) ho jaati hai; Dono ko yamraj punishment sunate hain.

 

Doctor ko 10 saal ka Narak (hell) and Chartered Accountant ko 6.5 saal ka Narak (hell).

 

Doctor na pucha: C.A. ko 3.5 saal kam (less) punishment kyu?  

 

Yamraj Bola: Beta Usna (C.A.) 3.5 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hai na…Isliya…

CA Amit Pandya (CA, M.com) (419 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

"When we consume alcohol, whatever is there in d mind comes out . 

 

So, I suggest all students to drink  before writing the exams!"

--Vijay Mallya via Amit

CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Sir :- 3 Idoits dekh k kya sikha? Medical Student: Jo Dil kahe wo karo... Engineer Student: Suicide mat karo. Stress mat lo. Aish karo. CA Student :--- SIR NAAK BICH ME NAI AATI HAI....

CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

CA ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai.., Class ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai.., Notes ke jagah par dil excahnge hota hai.., Isliye to har ASHIK( CA STUDENT) har 6 mahine bad fail hota hai....

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

A conversation



A 12th  pass student (from A CA students) : Bhaiya  CA pas karne me kitna kharcha(expense ) aata hai 

CA students : karcha to jayda nahi aata , par jawani puri kharch ho jati hai !!



 

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

very funny.......

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

conversation 


IN YEAR 1980

 One asked   yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai

Second answered   : vo bada wala 5 stored  buliding deka raho ho na vo .

 

in year 2010

 

One asked  yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai ? 

Answer : abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja!!

 

(this is is most apt  case for kolkata, Kolkata student will surely admit it  )

 

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Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

How much time to read a thousand page book

Lawyer : at least six month

Doctor : 3 months

Engineer : 1 month

CA student : yea batao exam kab hai rato rat nibta (complete kar ) denge !!

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

A boy goes to a chemist (medicine store)

Boy: give me poison

Chemist: no I can not give it is illegal

Boy: shows his CA final syllabus & books to chemist

Chemist: sorry, I did not know you have prescripttion !! Take it free ,  you need it 

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

 Ek  CA Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

CA Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain,

har 6 mahino me tarpaye jate hain ,

kafan khol kay dekho yaaro ,

wo kabar me amendments padhte hue  paye jate hain

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

A student's  brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self


dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!

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Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 60%  lana hai,  kuch b kar

Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia


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