FUNNY OBSERVATION_LOVE VS. EXAM
Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….
Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…
Ankur Garg
(Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)
(114773 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….
Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…
Ankur Garg
(Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)
(114773 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
NEWS: CONCESSION FOR CA ARTICLES IN YAMLOK...
Ek din 1 Doctor or Chartered Accountant Ki maut (Death) ho jaati hai; Dono ko yamraj punishment sunate hain.
Doctor ko 10 saal ka Narak (hell) and Chartered Accountant ko 6.5 saal ka Narak (hell).
Doctor na pucha: C.A. ko 3.5 saal kam (less) punishment kyu?
Yamraj Bola: Beta Usna (C.A.) 3.5 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hai na…Isliya…
CA Amit Pandya
(CA, M.com)
(419 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
"When we consume alcohol, whatever is there in d mind comes out .
So, I suggest all students to drink before writing the exams!"
--Vijay Mallya via Amit
CA Keyur Shah
(Finance Manager)
(403 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
CA Keyur Shah
(Finance Manager)
(403 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
How much time to read a thousand page book
Lawyer : at least six month
Doctor : 3 months
Engineer : 1 month
CA student : yea batao exam kab hai rato rat nibta (complete kar ) denge !!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
A boy goes to a chemist (medicine store)
Boy: give me poison
Chemist: no I can not give it is illegal
Boy: shows his CA final syllabus & books to chemist
Chemist: sorry, I did not know you have prescripttion !! Take it free , you need it
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Ek CA Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
CA Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain,
har 6 mahino me tarpaye jate hain ,
kafan khol kay dekho yaaro ,
wo kabar me amendments padhte hue paye jate hain
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
A student's brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 60% lana hai, kuch b kar
Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
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