Funny Jokes ON Exam...

FUNNY OBSERVATION_LOVE VS. EXAM

Love: One of the hardest thing because you have thoughts that you can not express….

Exam: Still harder because you don’t have any thoughts but still you have to express…

NEWS: CONCESSION FOR CA ARTICLES IN YAMLOK...

Ek din 1 Doctor or Chartered Accountant Ki maut (Death) ho jaati hai; Dono ko yamraj punishment sunate hain.

Doctor ko 10 saal ka Narak (hell) and Chartered Accountant ko 6.5 saal ka Narak (hell).

Doctor na pucha: C.A. ko 3.5 saal kam (less) punishment kyu?  

Yamraj Bola: Beta Usna (C.A.) 3.5 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hai na…Isliya…

"When we consume alcohol, whatever is there in d mind comes out . 

So, I suggest all students to drink  before writing the exams!"

--Vijay Mallya via Amit

A conversation

A 12th  pass student (from A CA students) : Bhaiya  CA pas karne me kitna kharcha(expense ) aata hai 

CA students : karcha to jayda nahi aata , par jawani puri kharch ho jati hai !!

very funny.......

conversation 

IN YEAR 1980

 One asked   yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai

Second answered   : vo bada wala 5 stored  buliding deka raho ho na vo .

in year 2010

One asked  yaha CA ka ghar kayn sa hai ? 

Answer : abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja!!

(this is is most apt  case for kolkata, Kolkata student will surely admit it  )

How much time to read a thousand page book

Lawyer : at least six month

Doctor : 3 months

Engineer : 1 month

CA student : yea batao exam kab hai rato rat nibta (complete kar ) denge !!

A boy goes to a chemist (medicine store)

Boy: give me poison

Chemist: no I can not give it is illegal

Boy: shows his CA final syllabus & books to chemist

Chemist: sorry, I did not know you have prescripttion !! Take it free ,  you need it 

 Ek  CA Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

CA Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain,

har 6 mahino me tarpaye jate hain ,

kafan khol kay dekho yaaro ,

wo kabar me amendments padhte hue  paye jate hain

A student's  brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self


dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 60%  lana hai,  kuch b kar

Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia