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Funny Jokes ON Exam...

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Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

har taraf padhai ka saya hai 
peparon mein number kisne paya hai 
ham tou u hi aye thay paper dene 
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai 

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Exams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

ravi tej (ca final) (392 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

very cute

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : Manmohan

 

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self


dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!

Awesome Joke ...Keep Posting...

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

 


Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

 


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

 

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

 


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

 

 

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

 

 

 


To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

 

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

 

 

 


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

 

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010



 


Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

 

 

 

 

 

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Ayyswariya RG (Knowledge Seeker) (3706 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Really funny and nice:)

SHWETA GERA (Financial Services) (938 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

:):):):):):):):)

        :):):):)

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Rekha (MANAGER - FINANCE & ACCOUNTS)   (1445 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Very nice.............. :D

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