Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
21 September 2010
boy 2 girl b4 exam:
hey all d best,
girl also told d same
.
But girl scored 80 marks and
boy failed
.
moral: Only boy’s wish with true heart
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
.
Son: Konsi Bike?
.
Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
.
Aur
.
Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye...
I got “0″ marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein
Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein
Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante
Ek short questions me kat
Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa
Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein
In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay
Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein
Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye
Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein..!!:-(
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Father: What about
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
?
?
?
?
?
?
Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
Sun: ‘Mummy, if I failed in this exam I’ll commite suicide’.
Mother: ‘Shut up! never say that. If you try to do so I’ll just kill you’.
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz
...
really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes plz......
CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta
("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")
(114215 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
Exam Antheme....
Hum honge all pass...
Hum honge all pass...
Hum honge all pass...i din...
ho....likhte hai bakwas.....
fir bhi hai viswas........
paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
| Originally posted by : sneha bagla | ||
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hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz... really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes plz...... |
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Yea UR Very Right...& Thanks For Appreciation..
Santhosh Poojary
(SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI)
(15607 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
| Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta | ||
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Exam Antheme.... Hum honge all pass... Hum honge all pass... Hum honge all pass...i din... ho....likhte hai bakwas..... fir bhi hai viswas........ paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........ |
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Thank You Sir For Value Addition...
Very nice
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??"
maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.."
no offences...just for fun
Sunshine
(Helping All)
(10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
B.Com question.." what are accounting policies?explain....20 marks
C.A exam question-" what are accounting policies?explain with examples...how does an organisation select nd change its policies...explain the disclosure of policies in the financial statements. what are the duties of an auditor in this regard??"---5 marks
| Originally posted by : sneha bagla | ||
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naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??" maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.." no offences...just for fun |
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Rightly said... badhiyan CA banna hai toh badhiyan Kutta banna zaroori hai
Abhijit Korgaonkar
(Final Student)
(1243 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010
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