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Funny Jokes ON Exam...

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

hahhaa......hihihihi

Abhijit Korgaonkar (Final Student) (1228 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Mere Khwabon me aayi ek sundar si pari...................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mere khwabon me aayi ek sundar si pari....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

aur boli......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CA me "ALL QUESTIONS ARE COMPULSORY"

CA.G.Muguntha Narayanan (Internal Auditor at TVS Motors)   (2195 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

very nice.............keep on sharing

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

CA  Examiner     : Ek aisi Cheez ki Naam  Batao Jo RED  hai Aur Trin Trin Kartha Hai?

 

 

CA Student         : Telephone ?

 

 

CA  Examiner     : Galat

 

 

 

CA Student         : To Phir?

 

 

 

CA  Examiner     : Tomoto… Trin Trin to bus Confuse Karnekeliye Bola tha…

 

CA Studen          : ?

 

 

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

****

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne...
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

****

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

 

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

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CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")   (114109 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")   (114109 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

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CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")   (114109 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”

CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")   (114109 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

hahahaha........very funny

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naveen sharma (article) (454 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Completely True...................

Keep Sharing on...

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naveen sharma (article) (454 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

Some Changes in the same

 

Banner in front of the CA Institute :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us. We Will do it Legally.”


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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

 lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Very Funny &  Practical Sir...Keep Sharing...


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