hahhaa......hihihihi

Mere Khwabon me aayi ek sundar si pari...................

Mere khwabon me aayi ek sundar si pari....................

aur boli......

CA me "ALL QUESTIONS ARE COMPULSORY"

very nice.............keep on sharing

CA  Examiner     : Ek aisi Cheez ki Naam  Batao Jo RED  hai Aur Trin Trin Kartha Hai?

CA Student         : Telephone ?

CA  Examiner     : Galat

CA Student         : To Phir?

CA  Examiner     : Tomoto… Trin Trin to bus Confuse Karnekeliye Bola tha…

CA Studen          : ?

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne...
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

On a board before a church:
“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta
	CA vs Space Engineer Student A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.” The CA asks, “What does that tell you?” The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

hahahaha........very funny

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta
	Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka. Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term. Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Completely True...................

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Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta
	Banner in front of the CA coaching centre : “Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

Some Changes in the same

Banner in front of the CA Institute :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us. We Will do it Legally.”

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta
	CA vs Space Engineer Student A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.” The CA asks, “What does that tell you?” The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

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