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Funny Jokes ON Exam...

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)

21 September 2010  

boy 2 girl b4 exam:
hey all d best,
girl also told d same
.
But girl scored 80 marks and
boy failed
.

moral: Only boy’s wish with true heart


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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
.
Son: Konsi Bike?
.
Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
.
Aur
.
Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye...

 

 

I got “0″ marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein..!!:-(

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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?

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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..

 

  

Sun: ‘Mummy, if I failed in this exam I’ll commite suicide’.
Mother: ‘Shut up! never say that. If you try to do so I’ll just kill you’.

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Tejun (Student) (295 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

really awesome yaar.......

keep it up..!

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz...

really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes  plz......:)

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CMA. CS. Sanjay Gupta ("PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN")   (114102 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Exam Antheme....

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...i din...

ho....likhte hai bakwas.....

fir bhi hai viswas........

paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

hahhaha....so cute:P

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

 

Originally posted by : sneha bagla

hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz...

really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes  plz......

 Yea UR Very Right...& Thanks For Appreciation..

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

:P

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15587 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta

Exam Antheme....

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...i din...

ho....likhte hai bakwas.....

fir bhi hai viswas........

paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........

 Thank You Sir For Value Addition...

 

Very nice

Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??"

maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.."

 

no offences...just for fun

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Sunshine (Helping All) (10575 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

B.Com question.." what are accounting policies?explain....20 marks


C.A exam question-" what are accounting policies?explain with examples...how does an organisation select nd change its policies...explain the disclosure of policies in the financial statements. what are the duties of an auditor in this regard??"---5 marks



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(Guest)
Originally posted by : sneha bagla

naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??"

maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.."

 

no offences...just for fun

Rightly said... badhiyan CA banna hai toh badhiyan Kutta banna zaroori hai:P

Abhijit Korgaonkar (Final Student) (1228 Points)
Replied 21 September 2010

Wo humhe mud mud ke dekh rahe the aur hum unhe..................

 

Wo humhe mud mud ke dekh rahe the aur hum unhe..................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kyunki..............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exam me na hume kuch aata tha na unhe............ :)


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