Funny Jokes ON Exam...

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
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Son: Konsi Bike?
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Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
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Aur
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Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye...

I got “0″ marks in exam..
So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water?
Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong,
me or teacher!:-)

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein..!!:-(

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..

Sun: ‘Mummy, if I failed in this exam I’ll commite suicide’.
Mother: ‘Shut up! never say that. If you try to do so I’ll just kill you’.

really awesome yaar.......

keep it up..!

hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz...

really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes  plz......

Exam Antheme....

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...

Hum honge all pass...i din...

ho....likhte hai bakwas.....

fir bhi hai viswas........

paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........

hahhaha....so cute

Originally posted by : sneha bagla
	hahhahaa....very funny....lollllzzz... really these little things help to get some relief out of our hectic schedules....keep posting more jokes  plz......

 Yea UR Very Right...& Thanks For Appreciation..

Originally posted by : CMA. Sanjay Gupta
	Exam Antheme.... Hum honge all pass... Hum honge all pass... Hum honge all pass...i din... ho....likhte hai bakwas..... fir bhi hai viswas........ paper hoga jhakkas 1 din........

 Thank You Sir For Value Addition...

Very nice

naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??"

maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.."

no offences...just for fun

B.Com question.." what are accounting policies?explain....20 marks

C.A exam question-" what are accounting policies?explain with examples...how does an organisation select nd change its policies...explain the disclosure of policies in the financial statements. what are the duties of an auditor in this regard??"---5 marks

Originally posted by : sneha bagla
	naukar -"maalik ...aapka kutta to bilkul insaano jaisa dikhta hai...kya khilate ho ise??" maalik-" ye kutta nai mera beta hai...CA ki padhai karte karte bechara aisa dikhne laga.."   no offences...just for fun

Rightly said... badhiyan CA banna hai toh badhiyan Kutta banna zaroori hai

Wo humhe mud mud ke dekh rahe the aur hum unhe..................

Wo humhe mud mud ke dekh rahe the aur hum unhe..................

Kyunki..............

Exam me na hume kuch aata tha na unhe............ :)