You know you work for a Big5 Firm when.. ;-)
(Note: Big5 fanatics and people without sense of humour need not read any further)
1.You are referred to as a ‘resource’ : " usable product or item"
2.You hired for 9-6 but cant leave before or pack-up for the day BEFORE 11 pm.
2.5 Your half day starts after 7pm.
3.Late sitting means 3-4 A.M.
4.You earn well,but for paying Taxes to Govt.
5.You gain weight and loose hair in an equal proportion.
6.You’ve been ditched by your GF/BF cuz you kept missing your dates on a consistent basis.
6.5 Weekends are words you see only in Dictonary & other companies !!!
7. Weekends are great pleasure. Atleast you can wear casuals see if it FITs you !
8.You start classifying personal problems as below or above the de-minimus threshold.
9. Most of your festivals / birthdays are celebrated with your colleagues at work.
9.5 How hard is work planned & documented , but it never gets over before time.
10. You get clueless upon being asked, ‘What time you shall leave today from work - (you act like PAA)?’
11. You have to fight with your seniors for allowing an off on an official holiday.
11.5 All deadlins would be fixed on SUNDAY ONLY
12. The first thing you consider while planning your marriage date is whether you’d get an off around that time for your marriage or not!
13. You start assessing ‘inherent’ & ‘control’ risk associated with your potential girlfriend/boyfriend.
14. Your laptop replaces your spouse as your ‘Constant lifelong companion’
14.5 What ever you do - MISTAKEs are bound to be noticed.
15. You get to hear this dialog atleast once a day from someone but nothing happens, ‘Had hai yaar.. Bahot ho gaya.. Main papers daal raha hoon’ (Enough is enough.. I’m resigning)
Happy Living
Just for fun. plzz don't take it personally.
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