HinGlish Wife-Husband Jokes


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HinGlish Wife-Husband Jokes






 







Funny but true fact !!

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband.

A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!

What do u say?





A Man before marriage is - Superman.

After Marriage - Gentleman.

5 Years Later - Watchman.

10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.





Life me hamesha

Haste raho...

Muskrate raho...

Gaate raho...

Gungunate raho...

Taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum...

"UNMARRIED" ho...





Wife: Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki

"JAHA KAHIN BHI HO KHUSH RAHO"





Q: Why love marriage is better dan Arranged?

Because "KNOWN DEVIL" is always better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".





Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon.

Mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 2O din aur ruk jaao.





A man gave an add in Matrimonial column:

"PATNI CHAHIYE"

He got 1000 replies all saying:

"Meri Le Ja...!"

''Meri Le Ja...!''





Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo! Meri biwi khidki

se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai

Manager: What can I do in that matter?

Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai. Jaldi chal kar khol.





Telling a lie is a....

Fault for a little boy

An art for a lover

An accomplishment for a bachelor... and

A life-line for a married man.