God's Chartered Accountant

• Human life cycle is like Financial year.

• When YOU were born. (Its the opening of Financial year 1.4.XXXX)

• Your everyday is like. (Journal entry)

• When you meet with someone is a (Transaction)

• When You make someone smile or some makes you smile is.....(Contra Entry)

• When You help someone and your help is acknowledged. (Its Cash Sales)

• When You help someone without any acknowledgement. (Its Credit Sale)

• When someone helped you and If you are thankful to them. (Cash Purchase)

• If  you are not thankful. (Credit Purchases)

• When you hurt someone is like. (Abnormal Loss)

• If You make the apology for the same. (Insurance Claimed Recovered)

• When someone hurts you is like. (Bad Debt)

• Forgiving their mistakes. (Bad Debt Recovered)

• When you are married is like. (Amalgamation)

• Becoming Parents is like. (Conversion of a Firm into a Co.)

• When You Children starts taking their own decisions. (You are subsidiary and they are Your holding Co.)

• When your children left You. (Demerger)

• When you will die.(Closing of F.Y 31.3.XXXX)

• What? After you Death the Assessment Year starts.

• All Your files posted to GOD'S Chartered Accountant. "Chitragupt Maharaj"

• HE will Vouch and prepare your Balance sheet.

• IN THE BOOKS OF HUMAN NO. XYZ

BALANCE SHEET FOR THE LIFE ENDED.