Funny matrimony profiles

Awesome girls' profiles ........taken from Shaadi.com!!!
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have
no place in a profile descripttion as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer: It is possible that you forget your basic grammar after
reading this.
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1. Grammar Queen

Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,

If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all

field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...

when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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2. (Wut Homework?)

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

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3. (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking
for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come
on ........ hold my hand forever !!!
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4. Sho Shweeett

i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

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5. (all of u are loughing{laughing})??

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

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6. (clueless, feels so lost. what this girl wants)??

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be
called the man of the lamp

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7. Again..!!!
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik h ai the patner has a graduate ok

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8. Lol!!
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married

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9. (height of desperation! )
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

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10. (No comments)

iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

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