Funny Jokes ON Exam...

CA vs Space Engineer Student

A CA and a Space Engineering student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the CA wakes his Engineer friend and says:

“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The Engineer replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The CA asks, “What does that tell you?”

The Space Engineer  ponders for a minute…. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?

The CA sat silent for a moment, then speaks…. “Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent, while we were sleeping”.

Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
 

CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…

very funny........!!!!!!!

Hay Fabulous Jokes yAr...

Originally posted by : Gandhaarv S Sharma
	Another nice one -  Main CA main tha, vo BA main thi.... Main CA main tha , vo MA main thi... Main CA main tha, vo Ph.d main thi... Ajj uski shadi hai, aaj mera ca ka exam hai....

 Very Funny  ...

very funny jokes.. keep sharing

Great Response by All of You yar...

Thanks Guys...

Originally posted by : Tanveer Singh
	Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 (a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 a - t/2 = b - t/2 a = b So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

when one takes the square root on both sides it is both positive and negative square root...u have considered only the positve root.sometimes doing this can give u erroneous roots......:)

Arey Dekho To wo Ladki Kitni Jhakas hai

Arey Dekho To wo Ladki Kitni Jhakas hai

Bacho kal tumhari Ek Ghante Ki Extra Class Hai...........

Sadak Par Ja Rahe the ki ho gayi rain

Wah Wah

Sadak Par Ja Rahe the ki ho gayi rain

Debit All Expenses and Credit all Incomes & Gains.........

Very nice jokes on exams.Good,Keep going!

What a student learns after becoming CA :-

Accounts- How to misapproprite a correct transaction.

Audit- To comment on a false nd misleading acc that we have verified the truth nd fair view of fin acc by demanding more fees.

Law nd Taxation- When a clear provision abt something is given still looking for provision to save client.

Info tech- Even after reading the whole book looking for the definition of computer.

Moral of the story- After becoming CA do opposite of what u ve learnt.

I Luv You nai hum Dr./Cr. bolte hain,
Movie kaise dekhen Jab Tally/Excel mein hi pade rehte hain,
Paise mile ya jaye, ghar pe bhi Cash Flow statement hota hai,
Na khud ki khabar Na duniya ki Khabar,Magar Client ka statement of Total Income by heart yaad hota hai,

  Kisi se Dil mile na mile,Balance Sheet ke dono side ko milana zaruri hota hai,

  isliye doston CA AAM INSAAN SE ALAG HOTA HAI!!!

The CA had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.

Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as Short-term Capital Gain or a long-term capital gain?"