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CA Student Ki Girlfriend:
Janu aaj mai apna purse ghar pe bhul gai, kya tum mujhe 1000 Rs Doge Plz...



CA Student:
Bus Itni chhoti si baat.
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Ye le 10 Rs, Riksha pakad, Ghar jaa ar jaldi se apna Purse le k aa...
 
 
 
The best part of CA is:- "Question paper हाथ में आने के 15 मिनट बादही पता चल जाता है कि घर जा कर Next exam की तैयारी करनी है या Next Attempt की..
 
Regards,
RAJESH CHOUDHARY
 
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Statement of boys who are unsuccessful in making girlfriends during CA:
 
CPT: Meri toh pehle se hai..
Articleship: Chalo try Karenge..
Classes: Apni class me koi dhang ki nahi hai..
 
 
3rd year of Articleship: Juniors bhi selfish hai..
On Audit: Bhai kisise intro karvade..
Articleship about to complete: Koi bhi chalengi..
FINAL: Mere pass time nahi tha varna..
Finally a CA: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par, aaj tak kisiko bhav nahi diya!!!
 
 
 
 
DAD: beta is bar saato subject me exemption lani h..
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CA STUDENT: nhi papa me rank 1 launga...
 
Dad- kyu mazak krte ho beta..
 
CA student- shuru kisne kia..:D
 
 
Professional Divorce..... Awesome read...
CS and His Wife
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A Company Secretary to his wife, on returning from office.....
Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendance.
Wife : You are too late.
Husband : No problem, I am ready to pay the additional fee.
Wife : Be serious, we had a plan to go for movie.
Husband : i know this matter can be taken at any other meeting.
Wife : I really have done a wrong by marrying you.
Husband : Yes, also you should know that it is an un-compoundable offence.
Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated.
Husband : Don't be silly; proxies are not allowed to speak.
Wife : Please, Leave me alone
Husband : No, I cant let the meeting conducted without quorum.
Wife : I will just be mad.
Husband : Contract with or by any Lunatic person is void-ab-initio.
Wife : I just want to go my father's house, take these keys of your house.
Husband : Presently, I don't have any buyback offer.
Wife : i just want to be separated from you.
Husband : You have to apply to the Court for de- merger.
Wife : i think we both are unable to settle our disputes.
Husband : No problem, lets apply the court for voluntary winding up !!!!
 
KEEP SMILING FREINDS...
Regards,
RAJESH CHOUDHARY
Last one is good......

Ya thanks Rohit.smiley

 

 

Finding a perfect boy/girl in your life is
just like finding a 50 page book which
covers whole costing-FM syllabus.
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impossible!! :D
 
 
PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CA CONFIDENCE:
A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss's Number By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes!...............
Boss Shouted: Do You Know Whom You're Talking To?!!!!!!
Junior: No!
Boss: I'm The Boss Of This Office.
Junior (In The Same Tone): & Do U Know Whom You're Talking To?
Boss: No!
Junior: THANKS GOD. (And Disconnected Da Phone)... :P
 
 
Padte padte ek khayal aaya
meri lyf mai char saal mai kya change aaya
 
pichle char saal mai
Meri kursi meri dost ban gayi.
Meri table meri host ban gayi.
 
Mere har sukh dukh par icai ki seal lag gayi.
Meri body weight gain ka perfect example ban gayi.
 
Kyun ratna hai itna ki knowledge adhoori reh gayi.
Marks na aane ki tension mai raato ki neend null nd void ho gayi..
 
Professional bante bante mere andar ke insaan ki maut ho gayi.
Us "insaan" ki maut bhi not covered by Scope of Audit declare ho gayi.

 

DEDICATED TO ALL MY CA FRNDS -
Darpok hote hai woh log...... joh
C.A. nhi lete.
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Jigar chahiye "jawani" barbad
karne ke liye :P
 
 
 
Facebook Status Updates during the lifetime of a C.A:
 
CPT Cleared: Future Chartered Accountant
IPCC exam time: Only GOD save me
After two Attempts: Please Pehla Group to pass kara de Bhagwan
Clearing Group 1: Finally cleared Group 1
Clearing Group 2: Entering The HELL...CA Final..Iss bar kasam se bahut mehnat karunga aur 1st attempt mein pass ho kar dikhunga
Articleship: Articled Assistant at XYZ &Co. (For 3 years)
Final Exam time: Please god save me
After two attempts of Final: Humko mann ki shakti dena
On Clearing Finals: Hooray ICAI here I come.
For Rest of life: (No Status Updates) Only Profile name carries CA in front of it..
 

 

 

CA Attitude..
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Don't get hurt or feel bad if nobody values you..
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Bcoz, we r not INVENTORIES to be valued as per AS-2....:-);-)
 

 

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...........................devilwinkcheeky

 

Nice1..........................smileyyesenlightenedcool

 

 

 

hahahahahahaha majaa aa gya...we ca's are really cool....when rest of the world is busy in celebrating Fools day, we CA's celebrates our new F/Y.

hahahah

mast hain Brother.......... Great jokes.....

Exemption par mazak, the best one..

Once again u make me to laugh.........

great job Sir...........yes

super bas aise hi hasate raha karo...........smiley

Very Nice..............

Effect of CA Election

One CA proposed a girl

She replied.... "Sorry.. Dear I am already commited....

He replied to her...... Koi bat nahi second prefrence bhi chalega....


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