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Originally posted by : RAJESH CHOUDHARY
	Finding a perfect boy/girl in your life is just like finding a 50 page book which covers whole costing-FM syllabus. . . . . . . . . . . impossible!! :D PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CA CONFIDENCE: A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss's Number By Mistake & Said: Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes!............... Boss Shouted: Do You Know Whom You're Talking To?!!!!!! Junior: No! Boss: I'm The Boss Of This Office. Junior (In The Same Tone): & Do U Know Whom You're Talking To? Boss: No! Junior: THANKS GOD. (And Disconnected Da Phone)... :P Padte padte ek khayal aaya meri lyf mai char saal mai kya change aaya pichle char saal mai Meri kursi meri dost ban gayi. Meri table meri host ban gayi. Mere har sukh dukh par icai ki seal lag gayi. Meri body weight gain ka perfect example ban gayi. Kyun ratna hai itna ki knowledge adhoori reh gayi. Marks na aane ki tension mai raato ki neend null nd void ho gayi.. Professional bante bante mere andar ke insaan ki maut ho gayi. Us "insaan" ki maut bhi not covered by Scope of Audit declare ho gayi. DEDICATED TO ALL MY CA FRNDS - Darpok hote hai woh log...... joh C.A. nhi lete. . . . . . . . . . . . Jigar chahiye "jawani" barbad karne ke liye :P Facebook Status Updates during the lifetime of a C.A: CPT Cleared: Future Chartered Accountant IPCC exam time: Only GOD save me After two Attempts: Please Pehla Group to pass kara de Bhagwan Clearing Group 1: Finally cleared Group 1 Clearing Group 2: Entering The HELL...CA Final..Iss bar kasam se bahut mehnat karunga aur 1st attempt mein pass ho kar dikhunga Articleship: Articled Assistant at XYZ &Co. (For 3 years) Final Exam time: Please god save me After two attempts of Final: Humko mann ki shakti dena On Clearing Finals: Hooray ICAI here I come. For Rest of life: (No Status Updates) Only Profile name carries CA in front of it..