Statement of boys who are unsuccessful in making girlfriends during CA:
CPT: Meri toh pehle se hai..
Articleship: Chalo try Karenge..
Classes: Apni class me koi dhang ki nahi hai..
3rd year of Articleship: Juniors bhi selfish hai..
On Audit: Bhai kisise intro karvade..
Articleship about to complete: Koi bhi chalengi..
FINAL: Mere pass time nahi tha varna..
Finally a CA: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par, aaj tak kisiko bhav nahi diya!!!
DAD: beta is bar saato subject me exemption lani h..
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CA STUDENT: nhi papa me rank 1 launga...
Dad- kyu mazak krte ho beta..
CA student- shuru kisne kia..:D
Professional Divorce..... Awesome read...
CS and His Wife
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A Company Secretary to his wife, on returning from office.....
Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendance.
Wife : You are too late.
Husband : No problem, I am ready to pay the additional fee.
Wife : Be serious, we had a plan to go for movie.
Husband : i know this matter can be taken at any other meeting.
Wife : I really have done a wrong by marrying you.
Husband : Yes, also you should know that it is an un-compoundable offence.
Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated.
Husband : Don't be silly; proxies are not allowed to speak.
Wife : Please, Leave me alone
Husband : No, I cant let the meeting conducted without quorum.
Wife : I will just be mad.
Husband : Contract with or by any Lunatic person is void-ab-initio.
Wife : I just want to go my father's house, take these keys of your house.
Husband : Presently, I don't have any buyback offer.
Wife : i just want to be separated from you.
Husband : You have to apply to the Court for de- merger.
Wife : i think we both are unable to settle our disputes.
Husband : No problem, lets apply the court for voluntary winding up !!!!
KEEP SMILING FREINDS...
Regards,
RAJESH CHOUDHARY
CAclubindia
