a joke and truth

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Originally posted by : Sneha.... sunshine

nice humor...enjoyed it hahaha

NICE ONE

good one........

nice...........................................

Really Good...........
 

nice one

HA HA Enjoyed,

Gr8 addition to utility by our Surendra Sir....

gud one shobhit..:).thnx surendra sir

nice one.................great value addition by surendra sir....................

Nice joke.

Originally posted by : sneha chhajer

gud one shobhit...thnx surendra sir

 

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA





( World Class Humour cum Inspirational )

 

After appointing CA, now the business told him that he asked the same question to many but ultimately got confused (despite giving the right answer by the Lawyer because I don't believe in the words of Lawyers). 

 

 

   CA : What were the answers of different persons ?  ( As if  now he is in the seat of businessman).




 


Businessman replied :

 

I asked each applicant the same question, "What is two and two?"

 

The first interviewee was a 

Journalist : He told "Twenty-two."

 

Second one : Social Worker told : "I dont know the answer but I am glad we had time to discuss this important question."

 

Third one Engineer told : Between 3.999 and 4.001.

 

Last one (among unsuccessful candidates) Lawyer told :Two and two was proven to be four by the courts.

 

 


 




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CA  (Taking one calculator in the hands and pressing some buttons) : 

 

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Sir, just see this calculator : 

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2 + 2   =   4

2 *  2   =   4

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Hence from FOUR  corners it is FOUR. 

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But, the lawyer unnecessarily confused you by quoting case law which is reversed many time by the upper courts. 

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Can you imagine the name of the CA who was appointed by the businessman ?

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It is always non other than YOU !

 

 

 Superb ...Thanks

Good one.....

Shobhit…if urs were a “Four” in Covers…

Surendra Sir just hit a “Six” on Mid Wicket :P

Enjoyed both ones !


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