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MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

 

 

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

 

 

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

 

 

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

 

 

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage

 

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

 

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

 

 

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

 

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

 

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

 

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

 

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

 

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

 

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions

 

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

 

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

 

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

 

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 

PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

 

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

 

FATHER: A banker provided by nature

 

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

 

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

 

 

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

 

 

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

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On 31 January 2012 at 18:53 Report
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Shabda Bramha
8842 Points Joined July 2011

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

Of all people, a feminine power shared this !!!! Another circumstantial evidence of sort, Dear Neha? smiley

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

Because they don't have time ( Some one never had till birth !!! blush

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

Read the book " Most remarkable criminals " and you'll know about the validity of the statement. Plus examples are scattered aplenty for us to pick and choose.

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Seems like reading a line from my Biography !!! surprise

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On 31 January 2012 at 19:12
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CA Final
3006 Points Joined September 2010

hahahaa

nice meanings and all were true

cheers

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On 31 January 2012 at 19:34
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CA-Final
473 Points Joined June 2008

Good Ones...!!!!!!!!!!!  :-)

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On 31 January 2012 at 19:36
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MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

SO guys ! be carefull! 

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On 31 January 2012 at 19:54
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Student
315 Points Joined July 2009
Funny but true !!! :)
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On 31 January 2012 at 20:30
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wow, though looked funny, they are true facts, Thankyou Neha for sharing, me and my son had a great laugh, Thankyou.. best one for me: Conference room: everybody talks, nobody listens, and later everybody disagrees.... it applies to our Parliament too..
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On 01 February 2012 at 08:08
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16427 Points Joined December 2010

Funny definatns !!
 

1) FASHION :
Lungi wid a zip.
 

2) LAZINESS :
Asking lift 4 a morning walk.
 

3) CRAZINESS :
Get blank paper xeroxed.
 

4) HONESTY :
Pregnent women buying 2 ticketz.
 

5) DEHYDRATION :
Cow giving milk powder.
 

6) OVERCONFIDENCE :
A 99 yrz old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card...

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On 03 February 2012 at 19:26


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