Spread the Stupidity !!!!

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Spread the Stupidity

 

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescripttions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 



Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. 


Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


 

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
 our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins

Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


 

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

 


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


 

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


 


I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. 
Spread the Stupidity.

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he he!!!!!!!

Why all of your posts are so different than that of others?

Why so many people reading a post does not reply at all?

Why we are going through 100 hrs of training which does not teaches anything new to us?

Why the project to be done in those 100 hrs is on MS office only?

Why? Why? Why?

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