Spread the Stupidity Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Spread the Stupidity.
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