monkey visa...............

CA Keyur Shah (Finance Manager) (403 Points)

19 April 2010  

Very Nice one!

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not Morethan 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered. When one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
to Dubai Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
verynicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
shifted from India .

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same
foodbag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at
him,'don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong
with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas
to me?

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle ...
but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '

Moral of the Story....
Better to be a Lion in your own country than a Monkey elsewhere.