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OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
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OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
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OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
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OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
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OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS


OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
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OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
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OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
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OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
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OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?


OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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On 11 July 2008 at 17:25 Report
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944 Points Joined March 2008

MP Ho gai Deepak Bhai

Bole to Matti Paleet

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On 11 July 2008 at 17:29
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hmmmmmmmm

bole to MP...... MANANA PADEGA..........

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On 11 July 2008 at 23:07
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

~~~~~~~~~

 

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

~~~~~~~~~

 

Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

 

its also kool

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On 18 July 2008 at 14:23
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3406 Points Joined June 2008

really funny and inteligent

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On 16 August 2008 at 13:00
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462 Points Joined April 2008

हमे तो अपने ने लूटा
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
 

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On 18 September 2009 at 12:29
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nice and funny

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On 18 September 2009 at 12:35
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462 Points Joined April 2008

hey sorry yaar... the last one was in hindi....so couldn't appear

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On 18 September 2009 at 12:39
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

~~~~~~~~~

 

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

~~~~~~~~~

 

Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

 

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On 18 September 2009 at 12:40
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2644 Points Joined December 2008

Good ...........................MP

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On 18 September 2009 at 13:15
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1544 Points Joined August 2008

nice

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On 18 September 2009 at 13:56
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Nice one

thanks for sharing

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On 18 September 2009 at 14:13
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26 Points Joined September 2009

 good one, my pal

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On 18 September 2009 at 14:26


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