Its cool....(must read)

MP Ho gai Deepak Bhai

Bole to Matti Paleet

hmmmmmmmm

bole to MP...... MANANA PADEGA..........

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

~~~~~~~~~

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

~~~~~~~~~

Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

its also kool

really funny and inteligent

हमे तो अपने ने लूटा
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
 

nice and funny

hey sorry yaar... the last one was in hindi....so couldn't appear

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

~~~~~~~~~

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

~~~~~~~~~

Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

Good ...........................MP

nice

Nice one

thanks for sharing

 good one, my pal