OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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Its cool....(must read)
MP Ho gai Deepak Bhai
Bole to Matti Paleet
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
~~~~~~~~~
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
~~~~~~~~~
Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
its also kool
really funny and inteligent
हमे तो अपने ने लूटा
गैरों में कहाठदम था.
मेरी हडà¥à¤¡à¥€ वहाठटूटी,
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मà¥à¤à¥‡ डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤°à¥‹à¤‚ ने उठाया,
नरà¥à¤¸à¥‹à¤‚ में कहाठदम था.
मà¥à¤à¥‡ जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
hey sorry yaar... the last one was in hindi....so couldn't appear
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
~~~~~~~~~
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
~~~~~~~~~
Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two stupids Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
Good ...........................MP
nice
good one, my pal
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