JUST SOME FUNNY JOKES FRNDS,...(TAKE IT EASY),....
1)Banner in front of the CA INSTITUTE :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students…
Leave them to us.
WE DO IT IN A LEGAL WAY"
2)Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal?
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.
3)Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
4)New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…
5)Lives will change…
Courage will be shaken…
Destiny will be chosen…
From the makers of “CPT”…
Comes the sequel…
“IPCC & FINAL
Coming soon at exam hall near you… Enjoy!
6)C.A karne wale ki LOVE STORY
Story: Me 3 saal ka tha
wo paida hui...
Me ne schol me admission lia
wo 2saal ki thi
Me 2nd me tha
wo KG me thi
Me 7th me tha
wo 5th me thi
Main INTER me tha ,wo MATRIC me thi
Main C.A me tha,wo INTER me thi
Main C.A me tha,WO BA me thi
Main C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Main C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Main C.A me tha wo Ph.D me thi
Main C.A me tha usko job mil gaya
Main C.A me tha uski SHAADIho gayi,..
Arey yaaron aur kya dekhte ja rahe ho,..
mujhe to padai karni he,.tum bhi shuru karo
.chalo bye,..
CAclubindia
