Fantastic definitions

School:
A place where a Dad pays & son plays...

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps U poor all ur life so that you can die rich..

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters..

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.:

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.:

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills,
& then
kills U by bills..!