C.A. AND ARTICLES JOKES

Ye India ka CA hai bidu,

40 mile to tali bidu,

Attempt lage to gali bidu, Hua exempt to bole jhakhas,

39 lage to satyanash, Pass ho to thaat hai,

Fail ho to vaat hai.

wow..

gr8...

thanks to every1..

for their share of joke...

nice one

How C.A Student

Study:

9 get up

10 brkfst

11 thnk to score

80s

den hav lunch n sleep

Tea time think to

gt 60s

Night Prayer:

"Hey bhagwan

40 dedena."

Wat is 2+2?

Engineer: 4

Doctor:

Approximately 4

Judge: It shud b 4

Politician:We wil

make it 4

Chartered Accountant : Tell

me,what  u  want

it to be?

CA on his death bed:

My wife r u here?

Ya dear.

CA: My son ru  here?

Ya dad.

CA: My articles ru

here?

Yes sir.

CA: Then, who da hell

is in da office?

U can b a

doctor & save lives

lawyer & defend life

soldier & protect lives

But y 2 play wid

others life

Simply b a chartered

accountant & screw up

ur own life

heyy grt one....

 Very  Nice.........

sahi hai kisi CA se puchhoge to vo khopche me li jakar yahi bolega

bol kitne karne hai ??

SARDAAR : SAHAB YE AAPKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DIKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE PILATE HO??

SAHAB : ABE O BINA DIMAG K INSAAN THIK SE DEKH VO SHER HI HAI , ARTICLESHIP KARTE KARTE KUTTE JAISA DIKHNE LAGA HAI

DONT MIND ANYBODY PLZZZ

STUDENT AT MEDICAL SHOP : I NEED POISON

CHEMIST : I CAN'T SELL U THAT

STUDENT SHOWS CA SYLLABUS BOOKS,

CHEMIST : OH SORRY ! I DIDN'T KNOW U HAD A PRESCRIPTION.....

KYA HAALAT HO GAYI MERE BHAIYO KI

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