About Lawers...!!!...its a jock only...!!!

Lawer's wife died and went to heaven(dont laugh). As the stood in front of yamraj, she saw a hugh wall of clocks behind. She asked,"what are those clocks ?" yamraj answered."tose are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time u lie, the hands ur clock will move" Oh said lawers wife,"whos tha clock" Thats gautam buddhas clock ,the hands of never moved indicates he never told a lie. And whose clock that? Thats Abraham lincons clock. The hands have only moved twice, tellin us that he only told 2 lies in his entire lifes. Then Lawer's wife asked," where my Husbands (LAWERS) Clock ??" YOUR"S HUSBAND CLOCK IN MY OFFICE", Replied Yamraj," I'm using it as a ceiling Fan".