Why student fails in exams...?

Nobel , Last updated: 18 May 2008  
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Why student fails in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days. Boring Lecture
Typical academic year for a student


1. TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Melting Summer holidays -50 where weather is very hot and
difficult to study. Days left 263 .
3. Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE..
Days left 141.
4. Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15
days. Days left 126.
5. Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days . Days left 81 .
7. Cheater Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8.Presents Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40
days. Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days
Remaining days= 3.

10.Movie Theater Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

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