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Wonderfully Described Definition...!!!!!!!

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CA PuRvI M!$rA

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2260 Points Joined November 2009

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to opentheir mouth

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

Replies (9)

SIVASIVA

FCA Future CA

4935 Points Joined March 2010

that cigarette definition was NICE

Dheeraj Sondhiya

CA- IPCC

184 Points Joined March 2009

all are good thanks for sharing

CA Shiv

Business Controller

2987 Points Joined February 2010

Nice.. thanksssss

Akhil Gupta

Manager F&A

856 Points Joined August 2007

The information given is really shareable..

Thanks

ambika

student

56 Points Joined March 2010

hi... all difinitions r wonderfull... thank u for sharing..

Shokhi

student

62 Points Joined December 2009

Originally posted by : ambika
	hi... all difinitions r wonderfull... thank u for sharing..

Guest

Originally posted by : PuRV!
	CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

i know that

It does not matter WHAT OTHER THINKS AND ABOUT WHAT.........

but my thinking is that your cigarette definition is not correct.......

CIGARETTE

"""EK DARD KI PUDIYA JO JAZBAATO KE KAAGAZ MEIN LIPATI HUI HAI , AUR DUSRA (THE PERSON AT OTHER SIDE) US DARD KO JALAANE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHA HAI"""

pooja agarwal

ipcc student

63 Points Joined August 2009

hey all d definations were really nice.....

Mahendra

CA-Final

91 Points Joined February 2009

Originally posted by : pooja agarwal
	hey all d definations were really nice.....

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