Sunshine Jokes...

Shadi me ek sardar ne plate par tissue paper dekh ke socha ki shayad ye bhi koi khaane ki cheez hogi...

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Jaise hi wo khane laga....

4-5 sardar peeche se bole  .." Oye na kha oye...bilkul feeka hai..."  

Height of nalayakpan...

Dad: why didnt u go for the exam??

Son: Paper was tough..

Dad: without going how can u say that the paper was tough???

Son: Paper was leaked 3 days ago...

Boy 1 : ek CA student hi doosre CA student ka dard samajh sakta hai...

Boy 2. : aur jo CA student na ho unka???

Boy 1 : unka bhi hame hi samajhna padega...out of syllabus ki aadat jo ho gayi hai...!!  

Sukhi vaivahik jeewan ka raaz...

Khud ko sher samjho...

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aur biwi ko..

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Durga ji..!!!

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Jai MATA DI..

Hahahahah.....What an sunshine jokes its really giving sunshine laugh..hehehhehehehe...

Sardar:Yaar kal Raat Teen Ghante Ek English filem Dekhi,

Na koi seen tha, na Aawaaazz!

Friend: Film Ka Naam Kya Tha..?

Sardar: " NO DISC INSERTED.."

A Sardar on an inereview for detective

Q: River kaveri is in which state?

Sardar: Liquid state.

Q: Who killed gandhi ji?

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Sardar: Thanks for d job, i? ll investigate.

very funny balu sir

Thanks sunshine...u lit up my day

hahaha..good one dear

Good jokes but i can't understand one thing why all people here target a particular community ( SIKHS)

i raised this issue before also here but no result..........

i know you are doing this for fun purpose only and not to hurt any one' s feelings relieving all from there tensions but i did not like the way sneha and balu sir post jokes abt our community........

if you go in deep and past abt our community, culture then you all will be able to understand what our culture is , how they have served you all....... i can't explain it in words here.....

wase to yha sab kehte hai respect all culture....... but yeh sab kehne ke he bate hai........... i know not much people will be here to support me on this but i know one thing i am saying right thing......... and don't care abt what other people think on this......

i don't want any applogies from anyone wase to koi karega be nae but if u can stop posting these jokes targeting a particular community then it will be good..........

thanku for such wonderful jokes

cheers

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simranjeet singh

100% true we r apologies of making jokes on particular communities, but dont take to heart its jokes to relif from tension and that too some times..what you said its right but from your community people only making india proud by army or any other field.....Just take it postive way and should be proud you people giving us relif from tension...

we all r proud of you and you people or part of our family..

Just chill and from now on, no jokes on your community..Dont be sad r dissapointment..