SOME MORE RAJNI JOKES

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Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie.

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that
all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went
paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth
has a gun but

unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does.......

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces and
kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle
one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but
he has no
bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet

compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for
one last time
and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes
fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops
not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanika! nth gets to know
that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that
our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because its the climax. (Newton
dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide

Replies (7)

Hahahahahaha....gud 1s Sir !!!!

Awesome Innovation by Directors....

 

I think ultimately Credit goes to Director also  along with Rajni

Gud 1 sir....

Really very funny....

lolz...very funny and creative..

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning"

Wat are u trying to say from this to CCI Members.This forum is watched by Tamilans also. We produced KAMAL HASSAN, who cannot be challenged by any Indian Actor, be it SRK or AMITHABH. The words said by u only agitates us. When we are not supposed to post even SARDAR jokes, then why a post against tamil films. DASAVATHARAM never came in Hindi, NAYAGAN came in Tamil. So y, take the wrong side friend. Even in KRISH, the hero was flying like horse and all, that was very childish. But people believe it. When a man flies with a carpet in his shoulders in hollywood, people believe him as SUPERMAN. If the same is done ny Rajni, people are waiting to critisize him. So, i request u to not to post these kinds of things again in CCI.

Dear G.Muguntha dnt take it wrong Devendra was not intended to focus on only tamil movies he just posted the fake things shown in movies...i can understand your feeling about Rajni sir but as a CA u should not write like this...i think u are taking it personaly.... and u r also Indian then how can u say that KAMAL HASSAN cannot be challenged by any Indian actor....

Dear Prateek,

i never took it personally. Rajni is not going to give even a single Rupee to me. Similarly Kamal is not going to do me any favour. Its a national forum. THese things can be avoided. Thats my request. Kamal hassan cannot be challenged by any Indian actor. Thats the truth. Nobody can act in his role in HEY RAAM, DASAVATARAM, INDIAN, NAYAGAN................The list goes on. I am not trying to boost things about kamal.  I am greatly disappointed coz, i was harassed by CCI members when i posted some Sardar Jokes. SO, thats y i request the members not to post these things in a national forum. Again i say that i hav not taken it personally. I too know that arguing for actors will not help us.


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