Some Jokes to decrease the stress after results

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

Santa      :   Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !

Jasmeet :    Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. 

Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Santa meets his friend Bunta

Santa :    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!

Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab ?

Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

A crow sh*ts on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.

Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!

Santa     :  When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

Jasmeet :   I clean the toilet bowl.

Santa     :  How does that help?

Jasmeet :   I use your toothbrush!

Bad jokes tanveer :)

isko padh ke aur jyada raona ayega hahaha :)

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
 

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Originally posted by : Amar Sharma
	Bad jokes tanveer :) isko padh ke aur jyada raona ayega hahaha :)

If u have some good ones then pls share with me here......

Anyway thanks for  sharing

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