Seven Ways to Get Promoted

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Aano bhadra krtavo yantu vishwatah.(- RIG VEDA)
"Let noble thoughts come to me from all directions"

Seven Ideas to get Promoted:

1.Always keep the table in a messed Form.There should be around 500 Files in an open condition. In the centre one should find the pen in an open condition.The Draws of the table should be half opened and the Draw key should be hanging.

2.Speak Loudly over the phone " I cannot simply tolerate that"Tommorow will be too late" use such words very often.Speak sometimes in Hindi,Malayalamin a mixed Form and ensure at the other end the telephone is put off so that you speak in a very healthy condition 

3.Whenever You walk in the Office walk as if Fire has occured even when you are going for a canteen to have coffee or for sight seeing of a girl who works in the gardening 

4 Always ensure you keep a File or a Register while walking like that .But that File can been an empty file or the register might be your son's map drawing book.

5.After 5.30 in the evening just walk here and there in Front of Your Boss Cabin

6.If at all your boss has left " Just make a Call for some useless matter" and he will be stunned and say you guys  have not yet left the office ? Then as a reply you say that our Time has not yet come and if possible tell diplomatically that Mr Kesavan has not come today and tommorow audit is there 

7.While speaking next day also tell that at 6.30 p.m WEB INDIA Persons called even though not related by giving updations .Stress 6.30 P..M ,7.30 P.M again and again like a rubber band 

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