Selected pjs

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So, guys here are some of Rajnikant's PJ's, I know some off them are allready heard by you friends but the reason of posting is to make you laugh and I am very sure it will,

Rajni Facts:-
Before Tom Cruise, RAJNIKANTH was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible"but he refused as he found the title insulting!:D


An email was sent from mumbai to pune, RAJNI stoppd it at Lonavala ;)

Why was Mark Zuckerberg hospitalized??? cuz Rajnikanth poked him on facebook.

One night,while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers.... That's how Logarithmic table came into existent.:)

What is rajnikant's email ID
Its Gmail @ rajnikant.com;)

Add vale kahte hain k HAJMOLA khana kare complete to usi tarah kuch aise jokes jo apki hansi kare complete (that means end end me bhi apki hansi na rukne de;))

So, read it out

If you touch 2011 calender u will get a Shock

do u know y?

Bcoz 2011 is 'CURRENT YEAR"....;) Now, no claps please...


Ek last

Girl to shopkeeper :- Aapke pas calculator hai?

Shopkeeper :- Casio..... ?

Girl :- Mai thik hu, Aap Sunao.....:P:D

Hope you all like that,

Don't forget to comment

Thanks & Regards,

Abhi

Replies (13)

Funny...:)

mast pj's bhai..

hahaha

gr8 compilation Abhi...

keep sharing. One from my side...........

 

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.

 

You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

 

Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

 

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

 

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

 

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

 

Pani ne aag lagayee."

 

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

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 Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

 

Nice posts Abhimanyu and Richank Garg....

Keep sharing

lolzzzz:D

woo

Ha Ha Ha...

Its enough for all these...

Am I right.... @ richank & @ abhimanyu.. LOLZ :D

FUNNY!!!!

:):D:P

 

Very hilarious collection Abhimanyu ji…

 

Nice addition Richank ji…

 

One more…

 

Santa ek shop pe jaake…

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Pen hai Pen…?????

 

Shopkeeper: Nahi hai.

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After 2 mint…

Santa: Pen hai Pen….???????

Shop keeper: Angrily …Nahi hai…

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After 5 mint…

Santa: Pen hai Pen ??????

Shopkeeper: ……agar phir se pucha hai na to Hathode se maarunga 

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After 10 mint…

Santa: Hathoda hai Hathoda ???????

Shopkeeper:………..Nahi hai  :/!

Santa:…………..to phir………………Pen hai Pen……?????????

 

 

Funny One....;)

Originally posted by : !..SaNKeT..!

Funny One....
 

:P:P

Yaar RAjnikanth and his jokes rockks...!!

Jitni baar sun lo utna kam hai

Nice addition Richank ji 


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