Rajnikanth Mahakatha

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?

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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! Image removed by sender.

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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually

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rajnikanth''s signature.

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...

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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1

1*0=0

1-0=1

den

1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,

"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........

Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth......

got shot yesterday . .

today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!

He can answer a missed call.!

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Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque

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;-) The Bank Bounced:-D

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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?

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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesum fact..,

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.

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Gmail @ rajnikant.com

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USA POWER

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INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,

12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-

*RAJNIKANTH*

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"

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That child name is

RAJNIKANTH

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?

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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH

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Since then,

it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,

and got it.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups,

he isn’t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:

I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.

Do u know which day it was?

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GURU POURNIMA!

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BREAKING NEWS.....

FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...

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And now that ball is called...

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" PLUTO "

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,

he is now called 50 cent..!!

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...

next day ...

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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