PJ War ----u have to read it

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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

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Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram’s house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn’t say a word.

What was he thinking?

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Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

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Question: How do you "cut" roads?

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Ans: By laughing… because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".

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Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?

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Ans: Because Luv is blind.

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Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

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Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!

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Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?…….. ……… ……… …

Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D’Cold; Because… Chan ki saans – D’Cold

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Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?

………… ……… .. This one’s really simple…

Ans: D’Cold again… Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

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A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.

What is the question?

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"So, which platform are you working on?"

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Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India ?

Ans: Hindustan Lever

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Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn’t travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

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Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?

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Ans: Adidas.

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Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?

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Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

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Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan pooja and the Indian cricket team?

Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

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Question: Who is Joe?

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Ans: Kambakth ishq.. Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

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Making u fall off ur chair!! More lame ones

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Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai?

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer. If you don’t know… Scroll down for the answer…

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A bit more

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The answer is… Maine Pyar Kiya.

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And the song goes….

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne lee angada IE

To kis baat ki hai lada IE

Tu chal…….. Main IE !!!

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :

Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri

were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!

WHY ???

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not getting, very simple yaar..

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain……..

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka naam kya hai???

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Guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

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Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi….

Don’t scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se"

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One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs….?

…and the Answer is……….

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HASI-NA !

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PS: hottest pie in the town

This one will make u mad………

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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven…… …..

They decide to play hide-n-seek. …….. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den……… .. He is supposed to count upto 100…and then start searching… .. Everyone starts hiding except Newton ………Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein…. ……. Einsteins

counting…. ..97,98,99. ….100.. ……

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front……. .

Einstein says "newtons out..newtons.. …out… .."

Newton denies and says i am not out……..

He claims tht he is not Newton……

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton…… ….

how……… ……..

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His proof:

Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square…..

That means i am Newton per meter square……

Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter square = Pascal