ONE LINE HUMOR

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ONE LINE HUMOUR

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.  

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.  

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.  

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first; pretty ladies sooner.  

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing; especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.  

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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nice 1 :)

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

 

Answer - 50:50 Ratio.

Each line are effective and True

Thanks for Sharing

 

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

:P

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