Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
- There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
- It’s called marriage.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
- Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
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