JOKES ON CHARTED ACCOUNTANCY
CA ON HIS DEATH BEDโฆ.
MY WIFE, ARE U HEREโฆ.??
YES DEARโฆ.
MY SON, ARE U HERE??
YES DADโฆ.
MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..??
YES DADโฆ.
MY ARTICLES, ARE U HEREโฆ???
YES SIRโฆ..
KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAIโฆ.??
SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS AGAIN DONโT CALL ME DADโฆ..
AFTER FEW DAYSโฆ.
FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT MY SONโฆ??
SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAINโฆโฆ
BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER
โDRIVE SLOWLY, DONโT KILL OUR STUDENTS
LEAVE THEM TO USโ
TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND 20 CHILDREN, LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN WHO IS BETTERโฆ??
CASTUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.
ON A BOARD BEFORE A CHURCH
โGOD NEVER FAILSโ
A CA STUDENT WENT NEAR TO BOARD AND WRITES BELOW IT(LIKE ME)
โLET HIM TRY CA EXAMโ
AND FINALLY
5 YEARS
50 LAWS
500 LECTURES
5000 PRACTICLES
50000 SECTIONS
500000 RULES
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CANT DO ITโฆ THE REMAINING ABNORMALS ARE CALLED CAโSโฆ
BE PROUD TO BE A CHARTED ACCOUNTANT/STUDENTโฆ.
CHEERSโฆโฆโฆJ