JOKES ON CA


(Guest)

     JOKES ON CHARTED ACCOUNTANCY

CA ON HIS DEATH BEDโ€ฆ.

MY WIFE, ARE U HEREโ€ฆ.??

YES DEARโ€ฆ.

MY SON, ARE U HERE??

YES DADโ€ฆ.

MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..??

YES DADโ€ฆ.

MY ARTICLES, ARE U HEREโ€ฆ???

YES SIRโ€ฆ..

KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAIโ€ฆ.??

 

 

SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS AGAIN DONโ€™T CALL ME DADโ€ฆ..

AFTER FEW DAYSโ€ฆ.

FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT  MY SONโ€ฆ??

SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAINโ€ฆโ€ฆ

 

 

BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER

โ€œDRIVE SLOWLY, DONโ€™T KILL OUR STUDENTS

LEAVE THEM TO USโ€

 

 

TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND 20 CHILDREN, LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN WHO IS BETTERโ€ฆ??

CASTUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.

 

 

ON A BOARD BEFORE A CHURCH

โ€œGOD NEVER FAILSโ€

A CA STUDENT WENT NEAR TO BOARD AND WRITES BELOW IT(LIKE ME)

โ€œLET HIM TRY CA EXAMโ€

 

AND FINALLY

 

5 YEARS

50 LAWS

500 LECTURES

5000 PRACTICLES

50000 SECTIONS

500000 RULES

 

A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CANT DO ITโ€ฆ THE REMAINING ABNORMALS ARE CALLED CAโ€™Sโ€ฆ

 

BE PROUD TO BE A CHARTED ACCOUNTANT/STUDENTโ€ฆ.

CHEERSโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆJ