JOKES ON CHARTED ACCOUNTANCY
CA ON HIS DEATH BED….
MY WIFE, ARE U HERE….??
YES DEAR….
MY SON, ARE U HERE??
YES DAD….
MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..??
YES DAD….
MY ARTICLES, ARE U HERE…???
YES SIR…..
KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAI….??
SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS AGAIN DON’T CALL ME DAD…..
AFTER FEW DAYS….
FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT MY SON…??
SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAIN……
BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER
“DRIVE SLOWLY, DON’T KILL OUR STUDENTS
LEAVE THEM TO US”
TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND 20 CHILDREN, LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN WHO IS BETTER…??
CASTUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.
ON A BOARD BEFORE A CHURCH
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A CA STUDENT WENT NEAR TO BOARD AND WRITES BELOW IT(LIKE ME)
“LET HIM TRY CA EXAM”
AND FINALLY
5 YEARS
50 LAWS
500 LECTURES
5000 PRACTICLES
50000 SECTIONS
500000 RULES
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CANT DO IT… THE REMAINING ABNORMALS ARE CALLED CA’S…
BE PROUD TO BE A CHARTED ACCOUNTANT/STUDENT….
CHEERS………J
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