Joke No.-1
I Agree sir............Mujhe bhi laga tha ki post nahi karna chahiye..............Sorry for hearting you.
Joke No.-2
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."
Joke No.-3
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation."It was late at night" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings.""Im sorry," says the auditor, "but youll have to bear the cost yourself.""The cost of what?" asks the pilot."Of the bearings you lost."
Joke No.-4
How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
Joke No.-5
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
Joke No.-6
CA gaali de to kya dega?
Saale bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debts,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent aadmi,
Itna marunga ki balance nahi bachega.
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