JOKES FOR RELIEF

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Sardar was wearing mosquito net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

 

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

 

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

 

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

 

 

An essay on cricket match

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

 

 

Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

 

Replies (6)

ha ha ha ha ha

 good jokes specially last

Good

nice yaar

Originally posted by :Balasubramanya
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Sardar was wearing mosquito net



In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net

instead of bullet proof jacket

why?

?

?

?

Saradar replied

O jis wich machar nai war sakda

goli kithon lange gi

 

Sardar Bunks office



Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

He saw his wife with his boss.

He comes back running office and says,

‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

 

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai



Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

 

Sardar shopping early



Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that’s not a crime,

anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

 

 

An essay on cricket match



Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay

on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

 

 

Chemical symbols & sardar



Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?

Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined?

Sardar: BANANA



No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary



Hitler says,

“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D







Nice jokes

Gives lot of relief in times of stress

Keep sharing







 

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Gud jokes

Some more mood freshers:-)

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,

Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!


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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?



Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?


Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hai.

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