Practising CA at Surat
26263 Points
Joined November 2009
( Humour )
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Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive.
( You mean that only the most worried person is living at his choice ) !
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Clothes that don't fit means u have a good appetite.
( Now onwards; don't blame the Tailor).
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Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.
( You can easily say how much the Institute cares for you).
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The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.
( If you ignore to give them party; they will massage your body).
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Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.
( The roof should always be leak proof ).
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Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.
( Indirect taxes are also paid by "unemployed students" e.g. service tax on mobile charges).