Husband's poem to wife

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Husband's poem to wife


I wrote your name on sand it got washed..

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.




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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

Replies (10)

Dear Shailesh,

Please reply r u married ?? if yes what is your wife's reaction on this.....

Ketan

Nice one

(HUMOUR) 

MR. SAY-LESS.

(please don't take it otherwise- you are invited to be a friend if you like me - it is not necessary that you should agree with my views)

You have said too much wonderful !!!!!

(The word You has been taken from your above poems). 

good ones

very funny

did u share ur views with ur wife ??? if no please do let her know lucky she is to get such a humorous husband. Keep it up Good luck.

This is too much.  Isn't it ?

objectionable

Dear friends,

if you believe in the following words, you will not object or be unhappy about the poem

"Variety is spice of life"
 

A right to this type of variety is given only to husbands. Just to bring spice in life. 


You know husband says, " I am master of this house, but I have to take my wife's permission to say so !!!! "

Let them be happy why object ???

 

good one swati mam , really good couldnt stop myself laughing at this


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