Heights

HEIGHT OF DHOKA------ Studnt2his frnd:Yaar dhoka ho gya.... Frnd:Kya hua???? Stdnt:Ghar se book k liye paise mangwaye they...gharwalo ne buk hi bhej di...:D

wow yaar.................superb........................and as always i wanna add sum thing to the post............

HEIGHT OF VIKASH MAHESHWARI- 6FT....................

Dear Manmohan, 

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Now come back with your own profile photo. Individual identity is a must for every professional.

( although not necessary for humour posts otherwise people will laugh on you. Let them do so in the air). 

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Your present profile photo is such that it will never touch heights. It will go round, round  and round only and gives pefect message  to CA students to come again.

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Ma-n Ko Moh Liya Tumne Manmohan !

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Really creative !

Really Nice one.....

Very nice collection....

nice collection

*What is height of Secrecy?
 Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

*What is height of Craziness?
 Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

*What is height of Honesty?
 Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

*What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
 Ans : Bania's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the
 Fire brigade.

*What is height of Stupidity?
 Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

very nice & funny .........

vry gud collection Manmohan...thanks for sharing....tc