Good CA & great CA ..funny one

very funny and true one                          

Very true..

( No Humour)

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It is really a tough task to understand difference between passing exams and practical application thereon especially when one starts his career as a CA. 

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Your soft skills pays a great role in your success. 

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(Humour)

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Some funny questions raised by Income Tax Officers are as under : 

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In 1996, one Lady ITO asked why all members of HUF had not signed the return of Income ?

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One ITO asked for Bank account of the assessee when he was not maintaing at all.

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During the assessment proceedings in the month of February, one ITO told his peon to open the windows. Later on he asked him to put on Fan because he felt the day  is  somewhat hot. Thenafter I suggested him to put off sweater also. 

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In 1994, one ITO asked why the father has signed the return of  his minor son ?

( Immediately after a month or so,  he got promotion as ACIT).

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Some Funny ( but important ) questions raised by some senior practising CAs

(mainly engaged in Income-Tax Practice).

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How accounting standards will help in making good career ?

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How valuation course will help in making a different professional career ?

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Some Funny situations when articled clerks happily return to the office after conducting audits :

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The Boss asks :

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1. What is the total sales of the client ? 

Answer : 

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2.  Which four months of sales you  have  checked ?

Answer : 

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3. What is the GP Ratio ?

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4. What are the major queries ?

Answer :  No 

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5. Is there any query remained unanswered by the client ?

Answer :  No 

( Audit is completed and now no more question is likely to be raised by the boss).

very good sir   

Some Funny situations when articled clerks happily return to the office after conducting audits :

.

The Boss asks :

.

1. What is the total sales of the client ? 

Answer : 

.

2.  Which four months of sales you  have  checked ?

Answer : 

.

3. What is the GP Ratio ?

.Answer : 

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4. What are the major queries ?

Answer :  No 

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5. Is there any query remained unanswered by the client ?

Answer :  No 

( Audit is completed and now no more question is likely to be raised by the boss).

Ha Ha Ha.......

While on Audit.....When there are ample queries...ofcourse you can imagine how the client wud be...

One Article to another: This point is an important one... It will serve to be a major query !!!

The other Article (lazy one.... Laziness examples... refer Tricha's post...) Leave it... ye query solve hote hote toh aur 5 din lag jayenge... The boss is not around... Hide that voucher in between the other ones...

While on Audit.....When there are no queries... (Queries ke liye taras jao)

One Article to another: This point is an important one... It will serve to be a major query !!!

The other Article (even though lazy...) HURRAY.....Chal dimag khate hain client ka...

Time to learn some soft skills i guess......................

Ha ha ha..... Nice..!!!

Ha ha ha........

vry funny.............

Keep sharing......

good one

A very nice joke.. With morall..

Thank you

Good one Bharath

 & Very Nice Reply by Surendra Sir and Resham