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"DISCLOSURE
The following mail is to be read entirely in light mood. No serious pun intended."
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :
7 CA take only 1 Ticket and 7 MBA's buy all 7 tickets..
MBAs are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives, All 7 CA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, onehand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.....MBA's say
"Dekh lenge"
NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a directtrain to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala,from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
MBAs decided, "this time we will prove that we too areequally SHAANE"....All 7MBA's take 1 Ticket
CA's don't buy ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....
ALL MBAs IN ONE TOILET. ALL CA IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.
One CA gets out and knocks the door of MBAs toilet, one hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in CA Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the MBAs from the toilet and they are heavily fined.....
tai tai fissssssss..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA -PUNE) :
So now both the group on LONAVALA station. MBAs planning their move for last chance .. they board the local to PUNE.
This time MBA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL MBAs take 1 tickets ...CAs BUY all 7 tickets thistime....
So TC Comes..
All CAs show their tickets.....
MBAs are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL....... ....
Moral of the Story : A CA is any day smarter than an MBA
Regards,
Sourav Didwania
"For everything under the sun ,there is a remedy or there is none ....if there is a remedy try to find it , if there is none never mind it"
good initiative Priyanka.........
great sourav!
gud 1 sourav
so everybody out there,cum forward and share sum funny or stupid things
nice sourav
nice re
its really nice yaar
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed
to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The
woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
like to have a
mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't
mess with them.
Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!
Male
readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times
'milder' than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!
cool yaar....
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anda to safed hota hai
safed to dhood bhi hota hai
lekin dhood to bhesh deti hai
lekin bhesh to kali hoti hai
kala to bangali hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to lal hota hai
lal to gulab hota hai
gulab main to kante hote hai
kante to machli main bhi hote hai
lekin machli to achhi hoti hai
achha to aadmi bhi hota hai
lekin aadmi to lamba hota hai
lamba to ye scrap bhi hai
lekin mujhe usase kya
mujhe to aapka dimag khana tha kha liya
ab bataiye kaise ho
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