Don't mess with us...............

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M. N. JHA

8316 Points Joined June 2009

NOTE: Please don’t take it seriously. This is only for FUN

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes
student ; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A"

Professor agreed

Boy asked, 'what is legal but nt logical,
logical but nt legal &
neither legal nor logical?

Prof thought it about it for hrs & pondered no answer

He had to finally give up as he really.did nt know.

He gave the boy his 'A'

the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands
He asked one student

He answered: sir, u're 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal butnt logical ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but nt legal
ur wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal

The professor fainted ;) =))

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M. N. JHA

8316 Points Joined June 2009

NOTE: Please don’t take it seriously. This is only for FUN

A CA, his Article, one old
woman and her young daughter
are traveling in a train and during
the course of time get themselves
introduced to each other and
become temporary friends. The train goes through a tunnel and it
gets completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then
a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The women and the
Article are sitting there looking perplexed. The CA is
bending over holding his face,
which is red from an apparent
slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything. The Old woman is thinking:
These CA are all crazy after
girls. He must have kissed my
daughter in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking: The CA must have tried to
kiss me but kissed my mother
instead and got slapped.
The CA is thinking:
Damn it. My Article must have
kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and
slapped me.
The Article is thinking:
If this train goes through another
tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap my CA again. He keeps harassing me in
the Office. ;D
CA shocked
ARTICLE rockz..:)