C.A. and his parrot

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CA. Anindya Mitra

FCA DISA

55 Points Joined April 2008

Client : Goodmorning Sir and thank you for the excellent advise that you gave yesterday-just one question - could you tell me what book or website did you find this, so that…..you know……I won’t have to…… call you ?

Me : Sure, its actually my parrot who tells me all the answers.

Client : You have a talking parrot !!! And it has knowledge of Taxation & Corporate laws of India ? Oh my God ! Tell me where do I get to buy this ?

Me : Well…..its not available for purchase anywhere….even somebody did try to steal it…but the parrot speaks a language that only I can understand.

Client : Well ! How did you got it then ?

Me : I got it from a forest, a very dense and sacred place, in the mountains far away, in the Himalayas.

Client : The Himalayas !!! I knew it…off course...where else could it be.

Me : Wait Sir…not everybody is allowed to go there and get a parrot like this. You need to be a qualified Chartered Accountant and your Certificate of Practice is the Gate Pass to this sacred place.

Client : A Chartered Accountant ? Oh no…it will take years for me to get pass the exam. Leave it Sir. Its better I call you and get answer to all my queries. Ok Sir, Goodbye and do send your bill for the consultancy.

Me : Quack, Quack (as you wish).

Replies (5)

Ramesh Shah

CA Final

228 Points Joined September 2010

Very good/interesting article sir

Krishna Teja

Chartered Accountant

1007 Points Joined February 2010

Originally posted by : Ramesh Shah
	Very good/interesting article sir

CA PARAS BAFNA

Practising CA

33428 Points Joined April 2009

ANINDYAJI - Nobody can critisize you as you are friend of all .

As you are friend of all so we all are your friends.

It's not fair to tell the truth half.

With your permission I am sharing the untold story.

That client was a tough guy. He determined that any how he would get the parrot or at least he would see it. He visited Anindya's office thrice in that week.

On the next Monday Anindya was surprised. He received an e-mail from that client as follws-

Dear Friend Mitra,

I am glad to inform you that I have got a good wall paper of the Himalayas, which I have kept now on my Desktop. The wall paper is so nice (and temperature at the Himalaya is too low to visit) that I have done away with the idea of wandering there in search of a Talking Parrot.

You know that, how much keen I am to get the talking parrot as I am facing everyday a new problem and I require advise on so many matters as related to my business. But sir, you need not to worry.

I have managed to get one Gate Pass eventhough I have not passed CA.

I have selected the highest top of The Himalaya wall paper on my desk top to put an Temple or Fur Tree like icon there on this Christmas Day.

Sir, you are taking help of your Talking Parrot, but, as I am not CA, I have decided to take the help of a Mouse. As The Himalaya is on my desktop, and Mouse can penetrate any mountain, as told in our "Puraans" , that's why I am doing so. As you had visited sacred and dense forests to get the parrot, I have also got a web-site in the jungle of internet ......where ... I can communicate in a language which is known to human beings like me.

Thanking you very much. ......

Yours Sincerely ....

(SD/-)

( Actually the client got the mistry of talking and answering parrot...)