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The Parrot

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant. "Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits."

"How much does the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant.

"That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts".

The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"

To which the owner replies "To be honest, I've never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Boss."

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Whats the similarity?
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?

Both are very CONSCIOUS about FIGURES ..! face-smile.png

Main matric mai tha wo matric mai thi .

mai inter mai tha wo inter mai thi

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. mai C.A. mai tha wo B.A. mai thi .

 

mai C.A. mai tha wo M.A. mai thi .

 

wo P.H.D mai thi aur mai C.A. mai tha .

 

wo Doctor ban gai, aj us ki shadi hai aur mera C.A. ka paper hai

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

Very sorry but any new one .. . . . . . .

good jokes. thanks                          


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