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Examples of stupid questions people ask..

1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?

No! Em trainin 2 die.


2. When It's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?

No,in the next 1.


3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u?

At de bus stop!


4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- Did u just hav a bath?

No, I fell in de toilet bowl !


5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- Goin up?

No, no, em waitin 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me.


6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose Fl.wers?

No baby! Dey r Carrots.


7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?

Em here 2 pay my uni fee..!:)


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(Guest)

 

Ram or Raavan bada serious yudh kar rahe the,tabi Raavan ne ram k piche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yaar Bye...!!!!

Ram: Kya hua?

Raavan: ni yaar bas bye... le Sita ko le ja...
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Ram: Arey hua kya ruk to sahi???
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.Raavan: Bas rehne de tu yarr.., itni si baat pe RAJNIKANT ko bula lia..
 

Rahul Balia (CA FINAL STUDENT) (206 Points)
Replied 08 May 2013

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..................


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