A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
SOME QUOTES :---
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
When there's a will, I want to be in it."
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.";
It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.";
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.";
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.";
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?";
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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