Mohan sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife... try it.
Two hours later Mohan SMS 2 boss: Me ok, your wife very sweet.
Sonu: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Monu: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Chinku: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Pinku: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Chinku: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Pinku: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Sonu bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Monu: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha Hun…
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Bablu: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Golu: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Molu: Phir tune kya kiya?
Golu: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Molu: Phir?
Golu: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
Enjoy!!!
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