EK Anokha Sawaal:
Agar Tension ka Talluk Dimaag se Hai,
To Heart Attck Q aata hai ?
aur
Agar LOVE ka Taalluk DIL se hai,
to Pyaar me Log Pagal Q hote.
Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske Husband ko phone lagate hai:
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
.
Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."
Husband: "Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai?!"
2 Irritating facts of student:
Students in Home...
When we study 3 hours.
And take mobile for 3 sec...
Then mom dad enters in room and
say..."bas tu mobile pe lagaa reh sara din..iis baar v sure fail hoga tu.."
Student in Hostel.
When we r on mobile For 3 hours.
And
when we take book for 3 sec.
Then friend enters in room and say.
"kitna padhta hai saale Einstein
ki aulaad...
padhte padhte kisi din tu pagal ho jayega be"....
Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se
mob nikala,
.
.
.
ye dekhne k liye k mera no.. kis name
se save hai
Honey , ya Darling , He was shoked 2
see d name..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.
Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it.
Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone ?
Dad says : Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na.
Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena....
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... Ek dum latest....
Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
CAclubindia
