Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status .
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Santa Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
(Best one)
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santa replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
Santa: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Banta: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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