Some Humour on Chartered Accountants

What is CA?

CPT-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

IPCC-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.

ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.

FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.

We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… Education (CA).

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MY gesture has not been conveyed as I have exceeded the limit of number of thanks allowed in a day

Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Kya hai CA ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle.

Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai

Upcoming horror movies on CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt

5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A normal human being can’t bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS. ….

Presenting: Chartered Accountant ki love story!

Main College Main tha,
Woh bhi College Main thi,

Main CPT Main tha
Woh bhi Foundation Main thi,

Main IPCC Main tha
Woh BA Main thi,

Main IPCC Main tha
Woh MA Main thi,

Main CA Final Main tha
Woh PHD Main thi,

Main CA Final Main tha
Aur Woh DOCTOR ban gai

Aaj uski shaadi hai aur....
Mera CA FINAL ka aur ek attempt hai...!

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure and When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

Proud to pursue CA and become CA

very nice postings but  some of them are in hindi some i understood some i could mot overall a good posting and you made me laugh like anything nice posting keep it up  please put your name CA Guy IPCC